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The Humble Family's Daughter Has A Spatial Pocket!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, pure and sweet) Xiliang's Prince Residence.With a tiger-like energy and at just 5 years old, Little Prince Xiao Moxi saw his mother dash off to the fields again, and his steamed bun-like face scrunched up in frustration.Looking grievously at his father beside him, he complained with an air of worldly wisdom, "Father, how did you fall for my mother, who likes to run off all the time?"Xiao Yeyang gave his precociously mature son a sidelong glance, then pretended to ponder the question.Indeed…
She Lives Well with the Shopping App in the 80s
by Purple Fantasy Love
Yun Xiaoxiao was knocked unconscious by her phone and transmigrated into a female supporting character in a tumultuous era.The original character abandoned her family to return to the city and was accidentally killed by her abusive husband.With the Golden Finger shopping app in hand, Xiaoxiao could buy whatever she was lacking and raised her two kids plump and healthy.But when she wanted to divorce the male lead and live a wonderful life alone, the male lead was suddenly unwilling!Male lead: "Wi…
Rebirth in the 80s: The Scholar Wife is Cute
by Yin Family's Sixth Child
Deceived into marriage, exploited for a lifetime as a nanny without pay, and finally beaten to death by her adoptive mother in front of her adoptive father's sickbed, Shen Mianmian's miserable life came to an end.When she opened her eyes again, she found herself back at fifteen. Shen Mianmian vowed to escape her past fate, punish her malicious cousin and adoptive mother, but accidentally shone too brightly in the process.The third-to-last student in school suddenly rose to the top, becoming the …
Apocalypse: My Sweetie Is Tough but Cute
by DongYeNuanJiu
(Apocalypse Farming, Sweet Pet 1V1) As soon as she opened her eyes, Su Shu found herself reborn two months before the Apocalypse. Before her rebirth, a certain man watched over her and protected her for three years, almost going as far as dragging her home to swallow her whole. After her rebirth, not only did she have to raise her adorable genius niece, but she also had to take care of a wolfish husband. This Apocalypse was a bit different! The pitiful her from her previous life now not only had…
What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?
by Draekai
I was a genius in the Earthen Plane.I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane.I was dead in the Cloud Plane.After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius.I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent!Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me!Easy life…
Apocalyptic World: Surviving with my husband and my cute little babies
by ApocalypticShone
[space + superpower+ farming + family + babies + slow pace + face slapping+world building]Elena has returned from a dark future where society has collapsed. Now, as the apocalypse approaches once more, she must confront the dangers alongside her husband, Ethan, and his courageous family. Together, they fight against natural disasters, mutant beasts, and an alien invasion that threatens to eradicate humanity.Join Elena and Ethan as they navigate a world full of uncertainty.********Excerpt: Triple…
Fantasy: Empress Wife, Cute Kids Cause Havoc in Jiuzhou
by I am not old wine
Chu Feng crossed the Jiuzhou Continent and inherited the Ancestor God Blood Pearl, cultivating until he became a Peak Martial Emperor. By chance, he saved an exquisitely beautiful woman with whom he fell in love and married. Unexpectedly, the woman turned out to be the Empress of the Jiuzhou Empire, and after giving birth to twins, a dragon and phoenix, she left without saying goodbye.Through numerous rigorous cleansing and marrow-washing sessions conducted by Chu Feng, these young children asto…
I Transmigrated Into a Novel and Became the Vicious Stepmother of Five Cute Babies
by Wu Shuangzhou
# COZY # OMNIPOTENT # CHIEFASSISTANTIn her past life, Mo Ruyue was a top-notch assassin. She was as indifferent as an abyss, and had killed more people than she had fingers to count. In her new life, she became the vicious stepmother of five munchkins in a remote mountain valley, and they were terrified of her. In this life, she decided to change the way she lived. She only had four bare walls for a house? Her children starved to the point they were just skin and bones? No problem. She could kil…
80 Years Of Signing-In At The Cold Palace, I Am Unrivalled
by Girls Are Cute
Lin Jiufeng transmigrates to become the Yuhua God Dynasty’s Crown Prince but is dethroned, banished to the Cold Palace, and imprisoned there because he had released the holy maiden of their rival country.Lin Jiufeng isn't dejected. He has brought a sign-in system with him when he transmigrated and he would receive rewards when he signs in at different places.Before the Cold Palace’s gates, he signs in and receives the Ultimate Heaven Slashing Sword Skill!In the Great Council Hall, he signs in an…
The Wife of the Wealthy Family Is Fierce and Cute.
by Snowy Years
A woman from ancient times falls in love with her soulmate.Chu Luo is the most powerful High Priestess. She is like a celestial being, able to peer into the secrets of heaven and sever life and death. Her skills in medicine and poison are the best in the world.One day sudden death greets her and she is reborn in the body of a problematic girl who was about to graduate from high school and had planned to commit suicide by jumping off a building because of a failed confession.Her parents did not l…
Apocalypse: Living with a Cute Baby
by ACEE
"An accident. She's pregnant. How unlucky. She got pregnant in one shot!What was even more unfortunate was that the end of the world had arrived, and the entire world was plunged into a terrifying crisis. How could his mother and little packrat survive?Fortunately, she was lucky enough to get a magical space. Space had everything: food, drinks, daily necessities, crop seeds, milk powder, diapers, pure water…In the post-apocalyptic era where resources were scarce, she had everything she wanted in…
After Transmigration: Unexpectedly Wed the Ruthless Tycoon
by Qian Xia Jiao
Transmigrated into the book as a cannon fodder female supporting role, the ex-wife of the male lead who hasn't divorced yet. Gu Fuqiao just wants to say no!—Reader group 570310348, those who like this text can join, the knock-on-the-door brick is the name of a character in the book.
His Cute Wife is a Little Crazy
by FrozenAngel
Volume One: His Cute Wife is a Little Crazy (COMPLETE)Volume Two: His Adorable Target is a Little Powerful (COMPLETE)Volume Three: His Spoiled Prince is a Little Difficult (COMPLETE)Volume Four: His Beautiful Teacher is a Little Naïve (COMPLETE)Book 1: His Cute Wife is a Little Crazy She has one desire: to live a normal life. Hu Lei decides to fulfill her lifelong dream by returning to Supreme City after more than a decade around the globe. Her brand new life starts on a bland note, but everythi…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Elite Doting Marriage: Crafty Husband, Aloof Cute Wife
by Wei yang
Wen Xuxu is a tenacious, talented, smart and brave woman who was fostered by the Yan family at the age of four when she lost both her parents. Brought up to be the successor of a huge conglomerate, Yan Rusheng is an aloof, intelligent and arrogant man who is the most sought-after bachelor in the capital city. Despite growing up together, both of them seem to treat each other as an eyesore. She labels him as a jerk and womanizer while in his eyes, she is a shrew. Over time, they fall for each oth…
¡La Hija de la Familia Humble Tiene un Bolsillo Espacial!
by Knocking Brush
—Padre, ¿cómo te enamoraste de mi madre, que siempre se está escapando? —preguntó con aire de sabiduría mundana.Xiao Yeyang lanzó una mirada de soslayo a su hijo precozmente maduro, luego fingió reflexionar sobre la pregunta.De hecho, ¿por qué se había enamorado de esa mujer?Después de un largo silencio...—¿Quién sabe? ¡Quizás me atrapé la cabeza en una puerta!Compartiendo una mirada de mutua compasión, padre e hijo expulsaron un suspiro de desamparo al unísono.¿Qué haces cuando estás atascado c…
Age of Summoner
by MASALAN
Only one card would change his life forever!In the world of “Age of Summoner”, a globally popular online game, card and item trading prices ranged from high to low.However… “Joke”, an unemployed new graduate, could not believe that the “Snowbelle White Dragon card” he accidentally got from a convenience store could be sold for 10 million baht!Unsure whether to consider it good or bad luck, Joke soon found trouble knocking at his door. A pro player from the Thai server was determined to obtain th…
A Sweet Marriage Is Worth Billions: Mysterious Young Master Moh's Cute and Sweet Wife
by Purple Peony
That night, she was dragged to the Bureau of Civil Affairs. Wait, after getting the marriage certificate, the husband ran away? And his identity can’t be found? OMG, did she marry a human or a ghost? Disheveled, she entered the entertainment industry and almost got sexually assaulted by a director due to the unspoken rule. Young Master Moh suddenly reappeared, and that director was tortured before getting cancelled. During a shoot, she almost died since her enemy wanted to destroy her. Then, hun…
La fille de la famille Humble possède une poche spatiale !
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, pur et doux) Résidence du Prince de Xiliang.Avec une énergie de tigre et à seulement 5 ans, le Petit Prince Xiao Moxi a vu sa mère repartir vers les champs, et son visage rond comme un petit pain s'est crispé de frustration.Regardant son père à côté de lui avec affliction, il se plaignit avec une air de sagesse mondaine, "Père, comment as-tu pu tomber amoureux de ma mère, qui aime toujours partir?"Xiao Yeyang jeta un coup d'œil oblique à son fils précocement mature, puis feignit de réfléch…
One Pregnancy, Multiple Relationships: The Best Actress Is Cute And Sweet
by Qin Jiujiu
Chi Yaoxi, showbiz's most famous figure and winner of the best actress award was being cheated on by her boyfriend—and it had to be with her stepsister! And his excuse was that she's not willing to cohabit and have a child? Laughable! Chi Yaoxi attended a high-class party, intent on getting drunk and throwing money to a handsome face, whom she would spend the night with! Once she got tipsy, Chi Yaoxi threw herself into the arms of a gorgeous man. "You've caught my eye. Come to my room tonight, a…